Meet the newest weapon against ambient social noise. It's called a 'social sphere'. Simply harness the lightweight speech bubble to your head and go out drinking. If you want to talk to somebody just connect your
retard helmets spheres! Besides drinking with a goldfish bowl on your head and then drowning in your own vomit, this is the most practical device I've seen in ages. There are even stationary spheres in case you need to bury your heads in a fixed table unit to discuss global warming and your new cat. Christ.